Finding the Tea!

My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn’t find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.

She said, “I don’t know how it could be any easier to see. It’s in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked ‘matches’ !!!

Shott vs Nott

Remember “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers” rhyme? Here is a new one to try. Enjoy!

Shott Versus Nott

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot and Shottwas not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some saidthat Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not!